<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18992657</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:36:34.715-07:00</updated><title type='text'>An Ugly Drunk Puppet</title><subtitle type='html'>It doesn't get any uglier than this.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Bramble Di</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05965883753610252729</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/276/8621/640/Vinnie2_edited.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18992657.post-113396491897722463</id><published>2005-12-07T06:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T06:15:19.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bastards!</title><content type='html'>These two bastards were paid a little money for allowing us to video and then post their blogs. Anyway, soon after getting their first cheques, they split and are currently trashing Vegas. We've already dispatched a recovery team to bring them both back because there are contactual obligations involved. At this time the only injuries sustained in Vegas involve a stripper and some splinters. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We will have more updates as they become available. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would like to add that I NEVER wanted to hire these two bastards, but the Little Guy is crazy about them. Go figure dogs and puppets. I can't.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18992657-113396491897722463?l=uglydrunk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/feeds/113396491897722463/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18992657&amp;postID=113396491897722463' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113396491897722463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113396491897722463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/2005/12/bastards.html' title='Bastards!'/><author><name>Bramble Di</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05965883753610252729</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/276/8621/640/Vinnie2_edited.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18992657.post-113271694025736536</id><published>2005-11-22T19:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-23T05:59:58.193-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This is Bob's Blog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3769/1458/1600/Bob_edited.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3769/1458/320/Bob_edited.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob is pathetic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://ia300804.eu.archive.org/2/items/BrambleDiandBobBobtheUglyDrunk/PuppetBill1.wmv"&gt;And this is his blog.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18992657-113271694025736536?l=uglydrunk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/feeds/113271694025736536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18992657&amp;postID=113271694025736536' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113271694025736536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113271694025736536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/2005/11/this-is-bobs-blog.html' title='This is Bob&apos;s Blog'/><author><name>Bramble Di</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05965883753610252729</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/276/8621/640/Vinnie2_edited.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18992657.post-113263882727985706</id><published>2005-11-21T21:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-22T19:30:51.180-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This is Frank's Blog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3769/1458/1600/Frank_edited.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3769/1458/320/Frank_edited.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://ia300843.eu.archive.org/2/items/BrambleDiandFrank/drunkpuppet2.wmv"&gt;There are some who might find Frank's language offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18992657-113263882727985706?l=uglydrunk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/feeds/113263882727985706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18992657&amp;postID=113263882727985706' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113263882727985706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113263882727985706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/2005/11/this-is-franks-blog.html' title='This is Frank&apos;s Blog'/><author><name>Bramble Di</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05965883753610252729</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/276/8621/640/Vinnie2_edited.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18992657.post-113207096325818297</id><published>2005-11-15T08:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-22T19:29:22.473-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Coming soon...Two Puppets, Two Ugly Drunks</title><content type='html'>Frank and Bob (formerly known as "Bob-Bob the Puppet") are twins in appearance, but they are very different puppets. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank is an angry, angry puppet, still very bitter about losing out to Pinocchio for the Disney role of the little Italian puppet who wanted to be a real boy. Frank is a very ugly drunk, and has never forgiven Pinocchio, or Disney. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob ("Bob-Bob") is Frank's twin. He is a pathetic, tragic drunk. A puppet who once had a career as a show-puppet performing in Vegas, Bob is now reduced to reminiscing and wallowing in self-pity. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two puppets, two very different drunks. This is their blog. This is their story.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18992657-113207096325818297?l=uglydrunk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/feeds/113207096325818297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18992657&amp;postID=113207096325818297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113207096325818297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18992657/posts/default/113207096325818297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uglydrunk.blogspot.com/2005/11/coming-soontwo-puppets-two-ugly-drunks.html' title='Coming soon...Two Puppets, Two Ugly Drunks'/><author><name>Bramble Di</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05965883753610252729</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/276/8621/640/Vinnie2_edited.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
